Run, Kleptocrat, Run: All Aboard the Pardon Express

You're a dogged agent of the Bureau of Accountability with a stack of warrants and one long afternoon. Chase down a (very fictional) cabinet across a toy-sized National Mall, cuff them, march them to the Courthouse steps, and book 'em before the statute of limitations runs out.

  • Eight officials, each with an escape trick: instant border walls, shredded evidence, a group chat, a juice cleanse, tariffs, spin, a pump-and-dump, and a decoy shell game
  • The Pardon Express roams the Mall, hunting your conga line of prisoners
  • Rallies will break your prisoners out if you linger; ICE will ask for your papers
  • The finale: the President makes a run for his helicopter
  • Fresh names, charges and excuses every run; Quick Case (3½ min) or Full Case (7 min); three difficulties
  • Plays in the browser on desktop, tablet and phone (either orientation), with keyboard, touch or gamepad

Controls: WASD/arrows to run · Space to dash · E to use an item · Esc to pause · M for music. On touch screens: drag to run, tap to dash.

All characters and names are fictional. Any resemblance to real officials' policies is entirely deliberate.

Free to play. If it made you laugh, a couple of dollars keeps the Bureau funded—hit the "Support This Game" button at the top.

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